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Smells like team spirit.


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The Nose loves the Portland Trail Blazers. He has a weakness for everything about the team, from Damon's herky-jerky style of play to Bonzi's lightning-quick moves to the hoop. But what the Nose r ...   More
 
Wednesday, November 7, 2001 The Nose

Two parts fear, one part loathing.


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The Nose is worried.It wasn't always this way. Panic once was swatted away like a bothersome fly. The Nose used to be a Sunday regular at the church of "You have nothing to fear but fear itself." ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 31, 2001 The Nose

Keeping the mission creeps at bay.


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This weekend, seeking a distraction from fears about anthrax in the mail and the Oregon Ducks choking on their pre-season hype, the Nose decided to take a trip upstairs.Deep in the back of the att ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 24, 2001 The Nose

Airport security is still a joke, and we've all stopped laughing.


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Last week, the Nose took to the air for the first time since Sept. 11, fully expecting to be cavity-searched and scanned like a cancer patient who had swallowed a batch of barium. Not a chance. De ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 17, 2001 The Nose

Who says natural gas is odorless?


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Last week, Dick Reiten struck a blow for parochialism, vowing to rescue our once-local electric company from those damn Texans who stole it a few years back. Reiten, the head of Northwest Natural, ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 10, 2001 The Nose

Because something always stinks somewhere.


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Since it's not my habit these days to chill with Phil, I can only speculate as to how he spent Sept. 11. I'm guessing that, like the rest of us, he was glued to the tube for a good chunk of the da ...   More
 
Wednesday, October 3, 2001

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A fable for hard times.


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Once upon a time, in the land of Cascadia, a colony of squirrels lived within a verdant filbert forest. Every four years, for as long as forest-dwellers could remember, they had chosen one squirre ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 29, 2001
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