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Fool Me Twice...

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Maybe Joan Smith was wrong. Maybe we did just fall off a turnip truck.You may not know ol' Joan--the title "former Public Utility Commissioner" doesn't rate too high on the Fame-O-Meter. Smith earned ...   More
Wednesday, January 12, 2005 The Nose

Xmas Wishes from the North Nostril

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The Nose adores the holidays. The clanging of Salvation Army bells. The Festival of Lights. The sweet deals for the little Noses at downtown's fine pawn shops. Getting into a brawl with a crazed shopp ...   More
Wednesday, December 22, 2004 The Nose

Yo, PDC: Stick Your Big Box Right Here!

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The Nose understands why so many are freaking out about the idea of plunking a Home Depot (or a Lowe's) down on Burnside. The fact that the Portland Development Commission, the city's urban-renewal ju ...   More
Wednesday, December 15, 2004 The Nose

Of Fur and Foie

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The Nose was in a seriously good mood the day after Thanksgiving--childlike well-being induced by L-tryptophan and pinot noir, plus a couple of Bud tallboys. The Nasal humour was such, in fact, that h ...   More
Wednesday, December 1, 2004 The Nose

Praise the Lord and Dump the Collection Plate

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The Nose is smitten. He's fallen, nostrils over septum, for a fiftysomething preacher from North Carolina. A divorcee who, by her own admission, is a few pounds north of glamour weight. In short, just ...   More
Wednesday, November 17, 2004 The Nose

Waiting for the UnCouple

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As the Nose writes this, he has no idea whether Tom Potter won or if gays lost, whether Oregon's doctors can sleep through the night without having John Edwards nightmares or whether hair plugs helped ...   More
Wednesday, November 3, 2004 The Nose

Measure 37

Taking Democracy for a Ride

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Over the weekend, during halftimes and seventh-inning stretches, the Nose sat down with the Voters' Pamphlet to begin filling out his ballot.The Nose can now speak authoritatively about how mobile hom ...   More
Wednesday, October 20, 2004 The Nose

It Ain't Sleazy Being Green

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The Nose walked into WW's sit-down with Green Party presidential candidate David Cobb expecting to meet a Birkenstock-wearing, tofu-munching, wild-eyed whiner. You know the type: They own Volvos and l ...   More
Wednesday, October 6, 2004 The Nose

Flush with Civic Duty

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Emotionally, the Nose does everything in his power to stay off the grid. Commitment, involvement, passion--these simply are not part of his MO.It makes for a less stressful life. A more selfish one, t ...   More
Wednesday, September 1, 2004 The Nose

Neither death nor facts can keep a good man down.

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Maybe it's the burrito he ate the other night. The Schnoz would prefer, however, to think that his foul mood--he's feeling more ill-tempered than a Russian gymnast forced to settle for silver--is due ...   More
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 The Nose
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