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Getting Settled In

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Holy moly, Gorgonzoli! It's hot in here. I guess I should have gone easier on my "There is no God" bit. Now I've got to do 10 years in the cosmic slammer before I can get on the other side of the Gate ...   More
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 Midnight Blogger

Back in the saddle.

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It's nice to be back at work, where I'm needed. I didn't like all that time being cooped up at home. Even after the angry mob outside the house dispersed, the four walls were still closing in on me.Qu ...   More
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 Midnight Blogger

Portland is such a cow town.

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Portland is such a cow town. It will never amount to much. I think about it every time my jet circles over their dinky West Hills. People down there are so small-minded. They won't rent luxury boxes t ...   More
Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Midnight Blogger

My huge problem.

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It's the biggest crisis in my career. Nothing I've faced before measures up to this. It's going to be tougher than fighting the oil companies on gas prices. More challenging than standing up to Ashcro ...   More
Wednesday, April 28, 2004 Midnight Blogger

It's only money.

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Why is everybody on my case all of a sudden? So I'm going to spend a million dollars to become mayor--is that so wrong? I think when they see that figure in the papers, right away they start thinking ...   More
Wednesday, April 21, 2004 Midnight Blogger

Worst time of the year

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You know I hate doing my taxes. I always get a nasty little head rush when I look down and the number on that check has two commas in it.My accountant, Murray, tells me that I can't take most of the d ...   More
Wednesday, April 14, 2004 Midnight Blogger

Posted by Diane at 11:43 pm

public figures, private thoughts...

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Thank you, Portland police, for getting me off the front page for a while.It was getting unbearable. Particularly the raft of dung being floated at me by our Fearless Leader in Salem. Ted, you big pho ...   More
Wednesday, April 7, 2004 Midnight Blogger
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