Headout Today, the national debt standoff finally hits us where we live: boinking sailors. The annual Fleet Week celebrations—the docking of the U.S. Navy with all available Portland orifices—has be More
Headout: Eh, Sailor!
How to seduce a Canadian sailor in this depleted fleet week.
Headout Today, the national debt standoff finally hits us where we live: boinking sailors. The annual Fleet Week celebrations—the docking of the U.S. Navy with all available Portland orifices—has be More
Headout: What is This Thing?
Archaeologists examine the public’s purported fossils and artifacts, separating pterodactyl teeth from white pebbles.
Headout When I was in grade school, I found something weird in the woods not far from my house. It’s old and brown, made of smooth, hard bone. It’s six inches long, shaped like a tool, sawed square on More
Headout: Primus Eye
Veteran thrash-funk outfit Primus brings a 3-D show to the Schnitz. Stare at this Magic Eye-like stereographic image until you’re there.
Headout Click on the image for a larger version:GO: Primus 3-D is at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, 248-4335, on Saturday, May 25. 7 pm. $42.50-$53. All ages. More
Headout: Know Your Sausage
Jawohl! Maifest, Germany’s oldest sausage party, is here.
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Headout Oktoberfest gets a lot of column inches—the legislated purity of Bavarian beer, the goofy hats, the giant urinal troughs—while Maifest always gets short shrift. And who does not excite himse More
Headout: Underdeveloped
You will have made a terrible mistake if you go to an Arrested Development party without knowing these references.
Headout After years of rumors and speculation, once-dead Fox sitcom Arrested Development returns via Netflix later this month. To mark the occasion, Holocene is... More
Headout: Mud Rush
What you need to know to watch this weekend’s 100-mile rally race.
Headout Logging trucks and mushroom hunters, beware: This weekend, souped-up Subarus will be spinning up gravel and flying over potholes in the Columbia River Gorge. The Oregon Trail Rally, a se More
Plan B for the CRC
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Headout Illustrations by Jonathan HillClick on image for larger version!GO: Artist Jonathan Hill will appear at the Stumptown Comics Festival, Oregon Convention Center, 777 NE Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. 10 More
Headout: Pickin’ ’n’ Grinnin’
Thrifting advice from a man who makes a living reselling Goodwill finds.
Headout You won’t see any photocopied fliers or crooked yard signs for “Portland’s largest garage sale.” This Saturday’s swap meet at the Expo Center doesn’t have such ragged charm. But that d More
Headout: A Blaze of Spoilage
A Lakers fan on the biggest Blazers game since ’77
Headout Hey, Blazers fans: Stop trying to hold back your excitement. You and I both know the game on April 10 is the biggest for your franchise since June 5, 1977, the day Bill Walton brought the NBA Ch More
Headout: The Pitiful Princes
Disney princes offering themselves as escorts for hire.
Headout When we saw that the Star Theater was hosting scantily clad Disney princesses getting down with a stripper pole, it looked a bit familiar: Heck, it’s basically the plot of Spring Breakers, excep More
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