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Timbers Fans, Mapped


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I attended my first Portland Timbers game in 2001 when the pre-Timbers Army “Cascade Rangers” were about 10 members strong. We gutted the Seattle Sounders, 2-0. Because I loved the team and    More
 
Wednesday, March 4, 2015 PARKER HALL

Big Shot Ben

Meet Oregon’s biggest Spurs fan.


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Until the 2013 NBA Finals, I’d never seen anyone I know cry over sports. And then came Game 7 of the series between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat. After Tim Duncan uncharacteristi   More
 
Wednesday, February 25, 2015 MATTHEW SINGER

What the Firk?

What you need to know about Firkin Fest.


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What the hell is a firkin? It’s a small cask—10 and three-quarters gallons of warm-conditioned goodness—the oldest still-in-use form of beer storage in the world. This is some serious Laura   More
 
Wednesday, February 18, 2015 PARKER HALL

Love Tester

Ranking Portland Valentine's Day events, from hot to not.


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Illustration by Annie SeoSir Mix-A-LotSongs about butts, sponsored by a weed store. Plus a band called Smoochknob. Is anything more romantic? Dante’s, 350 W Burnside St., 345-7892, 9 pm, $20, 21+.    More
 
Wednesday, February 11, 2015 WW Culture Staff

50 Shades of Dr. Ruth

Plays about Dr. Ruth and 50 Shades of Grey both open in Portland this week. Who has better sex advice, Dr. Ruth Westheimer or Erika “E.L. James” Mitchell?


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“Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap. With one smooth movement, he angles his body so my torso is resting on the bed beside him. He throws his right leg over both mine and plants h   More
 
Wednesday, February 4, 2015 PARKER HALL

Handy-Dandy Super Bowl XLIX Prediction Worksheet

Keep score at home! The team with more checks is your likely champion.


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WATCH: The Super Bowl airs on KGW, Channel 8, at 3:30 pm Sunday, Feb. 1.    More
 
Wednesday, January 28, 2015 WW Culture Staff

Muppet Sex

The whole point of Muppet Burlesque is to get you thinking about it.


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Everyone loves the Muppets. Then there are some people who love the Muppets. You see what I’m trying to say, son? When a Muppet and a Muppeteer love each other very much, they do a—a special   More
 
Wednesday, January 21, 2015 JAMES HELMSWORTH

Dogs are the New Pigs

(Truffle pigs are the new bacon)


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Ah, the genteel art of truffle hunting. Since Roman times, an enterprising truffle hunter must merely strap himself to a rutting sow of three or four hundred pounds, and then keep worried pace a   More
 
Wednesday, January 14, 2015 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

The Great PBR Debate

Who got Portland hooked on the Blue Stuff?


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Everyone knows Portland bleeds Pabst Blue Ribbon. But who injected it into our bloodstream?  There are two true contenders. Lutz Tavern, in Woodstock, is commonly thought to have introduc   More
 
Wednesday, January 7, 2015 MATTHEW SINGER

Burn This Page

An effigy of what sucked in 2014. Print it out and burn it.


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ILLUSTRATION: Jeff Drew• Darren Wilson • Bandwagon Portland Seahawks fans • Your useless college diploma • Bill Cosby • Street fee • Bill Simmons and golf putter • Kim Jong-un •   More
 
Wednesday, December 31, 2014 WW Staff
 

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