Movie Reviews & Stories
“Based on an original idea by Tim Burton,” it says in the
credits. It’s hard to read that phrase and not snicker a little. In
recent years, the popular knock on Burton is that he doesn’t h
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Movie Reviews & Stories
The horror anthology has long been a staple of sleepover
parties—the modern-day equivalent of sitting around a campfire listening
to people tell eerie stories. Trouble is, some stories simply su
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Gordon-Levitt is Willis. Willis is Gordon-Levitt. Looper is great.
Movie Reviews & Stories
Brain-bending sci-fi loses its snap when treated like homework, but you won’t really understand Looper unless you prepare by watching a few episodes of Moonlighting.
These...
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The truest essence of this film can be
stirred up from the angsty sediment in the YouTube comments section for
its trailer. Here in the stinky, putrid underpinnings of the Web,
pubescent humans
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Guys like Ryan O’Nan give struggling artists a bad name. In The Brooklyn Brothers Beat the Best,
O’Nan plays Alex, a going-nowhere musician and miserable piece of shit.
A scruffily bearded whi
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Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master is more than just Scientology bait.
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As you might have heard, The Master is the film
Scientology maybe, sort of doesn’t want you to see. But based on some of
Joaquin Phoenix’s acting choices, director Paul Thomas Anderson must’
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Get off Clint Eastwood’s field of dreams, you damn dirty vegans!
Movie Reviews & Stories
If you wanted to know whether Clint Eastwood yells at
chairs in his new movie, the answer is a resounding yes. He yells at
chairs, bleachers, doors, garages and Amy Adams. He...
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When I saw the trailer for Compliance a couple
months ago, I let loose with one of those deliberate groans that
insecure pseudo-intellectuals use to let strangers in the vicinity know
that one h
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Director Sam Green goes live with The Love Song of R. Buckminster Fuller.
Movie Reviews & Stories
In The Love Song of R. Buckminster Fuller, Sam
Green builds a movie from scratch. Instead of presenting the life of the
titular 20th-century...
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Not surprisingly, the latest Resident Evil film
did not screen for critics. Astonishingly, though, it’s the fifth in
the series. Somebody has to be watching these things. To figure out why,
we
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