March 30th, 2010 5:33 pm | by NATALIE BAKER News | Posted In: CLEAN UP

UPDATE: The Amphitheater at Clark County Has Announced Its New Name


Last week we shared a list of potential name changes to the Amphitheater at Clark County after we received an invitation to their name change press conference. We know you've been dying to hear what their highly anticipated new name is going to be, so without further ado, the new name for the amphitheater will be (drumroll, please):

Sleep Country Amphitheater,   Ridgefield, Washington

Yep. Sleep Country Amphitheater. April Fools Day isn't for another 48 hours, which means that we have no choice but to take this amazing new name seriously. We have a call in to the folks over in Ridgefield, Wash. to get some numbers on just how much money they received in exchange for nobody ever wanting to play at their venue ever again. So far we haven't heard back from them, but you'll be the first to know when we do.

In honor of the new Sleep Country Amphitheater, here's a second list—this time of 10 names that would have actually been worse than naming a rock music venue after a mattress company:

1. Ex-lax Big Sounds Amphitheater

2. Nembutal: The Solution Amphitheater

3. iPad Front and Center Stage

4. Thunder Crap Fireworks Amphitheater

5. Retardex Oral Rinse Clean Fun Amphitheater

6. PedEgg Dome

7. Depends Amphitheater and Food Court

8. Prozac Happy Time Amphitheater

9. The Pirate Bay Now-You-Pay Stadium

10. United States National Health Care Act Amphitheater
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