Best new band names.

Guantanamo Baywatch
Everything you want in a name. You can almost picture David Hasselhoff in a bright orange hazmat suit, right?

The Manimalhouse
Sometimes, genius is as simple as sticking one letter in front of a word and reveling in its beauty.

Spesus Christ
Something is definitely being desecrated here.

Lil' Pizza
We don't think this is a real rapper—but WHAT IF IT WAS!?!?!?!?!!

And I Was Like, What?
Good luck Googling these guys! You'll probably wind up on some 16-year-old girl's Tumblr page.