Yes, Those Jeans Make You Look Fat

But don't despair. The Gap is having a promotion right now through March 14 that allows you to bring in a pair of previously worn jeans and they'll give you 30 percent off a new pair—that may or may not flatter your ass. That part is all on you, dear reader. The denim is being collected nation-wide to make cotton insulation, which will then be donated to communities in need. Gap, Pioneer Place, 700 SW 5th Ave. and other locations, (503) 222-1402.

Pictured above, courtesy of gap.com: Gap Easy Straight Patched Jeans in a dark finish, $79.50.