No woman over 13 would want to wear what Portland's Janeane put down the runway on last night's Project Runway. Janeane called the lampshade-shaped dress oceanic in inspiration. Joanna Coles—editor-in-chief of
Marie Claire magazine and a guest judge for the evening—quipped that the ocean Janeane had in mind must have been polluted and filled with plastic bottles. Ouch. Janeane's sartorial shipwreck sunk her to the bottom two for the first time ever. But sweet, young Anna, who knocked out a ho-hum vest-blouse-shorts number, got the axe. Janeane's response? Brace yourself for this shock: she cried.
Anthony "Life isn't fair so why should Project Runway be?" Williams took the top prize. Heidi Klum will wear his blue dress on the April cover of
Marie Claire.