If there's any holiday that needs an injection of irony, it's Valentine's Day. Retail Therapist
thinks this porcelain-cast replica of a vintage Austrian chef's knife
($28) is the perfect V-day head-scratcher. It can be mounted on the wall atop two decorative nails, or you can order it with a hole drilled into the handle for vertical suspension. That's not weird, right? Available at Pigeon Toe Ceramics, www.pigeontoeceramics.com.