We wonder what the Dude would have to say about a "pansexual, kink-friendly, clothing optional" snuggle party on his behalf.
Tomorrow night, Portland's first lady of sexual pleasures, "Portland Masturbate-a-thon" party creator and former Libertarian state-Senate candidate Darklady hosts a "Big Lebowski Hump Day Social and Game Night." She's inviting strangers to her "Wonderground" to watch the cult classic film and then she's screening dirty films as a follow up. A "snuggle and play" area will be set up and stocked it with condoms in case Naughty Dice, Truth or Dare, Dirty Words and cribbage get boring.
RSVP to email@example.com for the remote location and bring five bucks. Just don't dirty up the rug—it really, well, you know. 7 pm-midnight Wednesday, Jan. 19. 18+.
Really, after Gutterballs, was this really all that big of a surprise?