[UPDATE: Clearly the Baron photo was a poor choice.]
Let the game begin...
FIRST QUARTER (Portland 30, Clippers 19)
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SECOND QUARTER (Blazers 64, Clippers 36)
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HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT:

Land of Talk plays Mississippi Studios tonight.
FOURTH QUARTER (Blazers 90, CLippers 59)
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FOURTH QUARTER (Final score: Blazers 115, Clippers 86)
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ENDNOTE
BONUS