Madonna homages. Asshole teenagers. Sci-fi acid trips. Justin Bieber singing about his testicles, or lack thereof. Why, it must be the week in new Portland music videos! Let's get to the ocular explosion!

Beth Ditto, "I Wrote The Book"

In this tribute (not ripoff *cough* "Born This Way" *cough*) to Ms. Ciccone and her hornirific "Justify My Love" video (with references to the "Vogue" vid as well), Gossip front-diva (and apparent cat fancier) Beth Ditto wanders through a hotel room staffed entirely by studly male models in body stockings. The retro-New Wavey dance track, produced by the guys from Simian Mobile Disco, is from her upcoming self-titled solo EP that drops March 8.

AgesandAges, "Navy Parade (Escape from the Black River Bluffs)"


Eternal Tapestry, "Galactic Derelict"

Beyond the 4th Door