March 10th, 2011 3:13 pm | by HANK STERN News | Posted In: Transportation

Blame Laura Bush, Rudy Giuilani, Bill Cosby, Terry Bradshaw and Colin Powell for Any Portland Traffic Problems on Monday

Laura Bush
The Rose Quarter was kind enough to put out a news release this Thursday afternoon warning us about potential traffic problems  this Monday, March 14.

Why? Because the traveling road show known as Get Motivated–and its cast of "used-to-be somebodies" and "still-kind-of-are-big names"—is coming to Portland's Rose Quarter to impart wisdom about "goal achievement, business skills, sales, teamwork and motivation."

What this March 14 hootenanny from 8 am to 4:45 pm means for the rest of us , according to the Rose Quarter, is traffic congestion during morning and evening rush hour.

I would pay to see Bill Cosby, one of the speakers, reprise this.

Or Terry Bradshaw, another speaker, sing this

But this moment from general-turned-motivational speaker Colin Powell, I could do without
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