Each week our culture scientists rank their 10 favorite things in the universe. The resulting list is infallible. The list is perfect. If you don't agree with the list, you are wrong. Some items may stay atop the list for weeks, others may only make a brief appearance. Some items are Portland-centric, but only because Portland is at the center of the universe. Please do not write to us, asking for the metrics behind the list. We will not provide source material. We will not be swayed. Bow down to the list. Love the list, as the list loves all things. Let the list move through you. (And, you know, if you have suggestions for the list, stick them in the comments section below.)

1. That Chrysler ad
Is it good news or bad news that David Gordon Green made a really great car commercial? Anyway, we're happy for our rich friends at Wieden+Kennedy, and we know America will turn around as soon as they buy us a Chrysler.

If you were really any good at being a boyfriend/girlfriend, you'd buy two plane tickets to somewhere with a White Castle and make some steam-grilled romance.
3. Hilariously blatantly racist campaign ads
4. Lewis & Clark student Remy Neymarc's yogurt ad

5. The fact that
Remy Neymarc's yogurt ad has "outraged" John Butler Trio fans

Le Voyage Dans La Lune

7. Eli Manning

8. That
money—let's get it!

9. Reading headlines about Typhoon! closing

10. Baby lemurs