The intrepid Aaron Mesh has been hunting down our Mayoral Madness semi-finalists in real life, ambushing them at their places of work with a flip cam and an unquenchable thirst for the truth. You can see his revealing interviews with legal eagle Jody Stahancyk and University of Portland soccer wunderkind Micaela Capelle here

Yesterday, he managed to pin down 87-year-old Columbia Sportswear big boss Gert Boyle for this candid phone interview:
"Not the lady. And not Smith.