June 11th, 2012 | by WW Arts And Culture Staff Features | Posted In: It List

The It List: The Top 10 Things in Portland and the World

     
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Each week our culture scientists rank their 10 favorite things in the universe. The resulting list is infallible. The list is perfect. If you don't agree with the list, you are wrong. Some items may stay atop the list for weeks, others may only make a brief appearance. Some items are Portland-centric, but only because Portland is at the center of the universe. Please do not write to us, asking for the metrics behind the list. We will not provide source material. We will not be swayed. Bow down to the list. Love the list, as the list loves all things. Let the list move through you. (And, you know, if you have suggestions for the list, stick them in the comments section below.)

1. Sean Roberts of Thirty Ought Six, R.I.P. 
He shall be missed, and we've been missing this band a long time. 


2. Kenny & Zuke's SandwichWorks' ratatouille sandwich, R.I.P.
Last week, we put K&Z's new venture, BagelWorks, in the list at number 4. Then we realized that the new store was displacing perhaps the greatest sandwich in all of Portland, the ratatouille sandwich. Vale. 

3. The Blazers' point guard of the future

4. David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
So there's a whole backstory to this (which you should read here), but essentially, in 1999, singer Bree Sharp wrote a fan song about David Duchovny, which went viral before things went viral. Two people working on The X-Files at the time made a video for it, featuring every famous person ever.


5. Reed's griffin float
The newly wholesome-ized kids of Reed College made their triumphant return to the Rose Parade after spending the last 75 years passed out in a gutter with a heroin needle in their collective arm. The wings flapped, so that was cool.

6. Hug a Climate Scientist Day, June 12
Let's bring this fine tradition to America tomorrow. 

They say you're supposed to drink shitty lagers after mowing the lawn. We say they're wrong.

8. San Francisco sells out 
Soooooo, how much longer until we write this story about Portland? Is it too late already? 

9. Breaking Bad Season 5 promo poster
Is it July 15 yet? Rotate faster, Earth!

10. Spicy pickles
Burning and cooling your mouth at the same time. 
 
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