Go ahead! Nothing to be ashamed of! It's Friday! Your boss will understand!
All photographs by Michael Durham and courtesy of the Oregon Zoo, which is celebrating Rose-Tu's 300-pound baby girl.
Rose-Tu and her daughter at the Oregon Zoo.
The public will be asked to help pick a name for Rose-Tu's baby after zoo officials make a list.
The baby elephant was born at 2:17 this morning.
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