We know, you don't even have a TV. But last week, The Real World: Portland aired its first pitiful episode, and from here out, WW correspondent Jay Horton will endure and recap each installment, assessing just how realâand how Portland-yâthe housemates get.
promises the same aspirational gloss as 21st-century Portland
Burlesque night at Danteâs provides the initial narrative hook. The iconic rock venue, where were-dragon roundheels danced with fire during Grimmâs first season, has become one of the most notable beneficiaries of the recent surge in local filming, and MTV producers ably capture the more-than-slightly-creepy allure. Eyebrows are raised, threesomes are refused, girls are taken home and then released into the wild. If the resultant exchanges paint the cast members as dimly ignoble, thereâs nonetheless a subtle lesson imparted regarding the threats (to self-esteem, at the very least) of blithely following home camera-crew-laden braggarts to the heart of the Pearl.
The loft painstakingly assembled from the fever dreams of suburban adolescents has been detailed precisely as youâd expect. Itâs not hard to imagine a certain sort of nascent HGTV envy fueling the franchiseâs lingering popularity these days, even more than the eroticized discord of seven strangers who should never share housing with anyone, ever. In the first Real World season, the promise of a subsidized Manhattan apartment felt scant reward for the intrusions on privacy, but the 20-something creative professionals all seemed grudgingly aware their careers would require no small degree of sacrifice. Itâs simply neither that difficult nor expensive to live in Portland, but, then again, we offer little opportunity beyond the feigned interest of a global media, whose cameras roll onwards, recording this least real of all possible worlds.
WWeek 2015