Here's a riddle:
What do you get when you cross Don Bauder
of the San Diego Reader,
who's written critically before in that alt-weekly about San Diego's major league baseball stadium
with the fact that the major-league San Diego Padres are the parent team of Portland's Triple-A Beavers?
Answer: A piece published today in the Reader
in which Bauder links efforts to promote moving the Beavers to Beaverton as an economic boost for the suburb with similar arguments that proved untrue
with San Diego's much larger stadium project.