A Baseball Story Other Than The World Series

Here's a riddle:

What do you get when you cross Don Bauder of the San Diego Reader, who's written critically before in that alt-weekly about San Diego's major league baseball stadium with the fact that the major-league San Diego Padres are the parent team of Portland's Triple-A Beavers?

Answer: A piece published today in the Reader in which Bauder links efforts to promote moving the Beavers to Beaverton as an economic boost for the suburb with similar arguments that proved untrue with San Diego's much larger stadium project.