Girl Talk Vs. Spoon in the NYT: Who Ya Got?

Which MusicfestNW headliner does the New York Times love more?

It's no secret that the New York Times loves pretty much everything concerning the city of Portland—foofy whiskeybar with a ladder? NYTOnIt!—but it's still interesting to see just how much the paper of record loves the headliners of Portland's largest music festival, MusicfestNW.

This Sunday's edition of the New York Times Magazine contains a 3,000-word profile of Sunday headliner Spoon, headlined "the Molecular Gastronomists of Rock."

Saturday headliner Girl Talk got the same treatment back in 2011's "The 373-Hit Wonder."

Who does the NYT love more, Girl Talk or Spoon?

Let's look at the tape, awarding points for who got the gushier gush from the paper of record.

Extended metaphor describing the music:

One point awarded to Spoon because a spoon is a culinary tool, making this extended metaphorical description of its music doubly clever.

On methodology:

One point awarded to Spoon for gamesmanship.


Physical description:
[Britt Daniel is] tall and pale, with a thatch of reddish-blond hair; the serious set of his mouth countermands the jug ears of a Texas farmhand in a Dust Bowl photograph. 
"[Gregg] Gillis is small and genial, his eyes alive with humor."
One point awarded to Gregg Gillis for not resembling a jug, even in the ears.


Independence-minded business practices:
As with their previous albums, [Spoon] recorded They Want My Soul with their own money, licensing it only once it was complete. If people give you money before a record is finished, [drummer Jim] Eno told me, “then they have their hooks in you. They have their say.” For the first time, though, they licensed the record to Loma Vista, then a boutique imprint at a division of Universal, a major label.

To secure permission to use the 373 samples on “All Day” would cost, Gillis estimates, millions of dollars. Some labels would refuse, others would draw him into endless negotiation. But he has never been sued. No one has ever asked him to stop doing what he’s doing. One of the acts he samples on “All Day,” the Toadies, proudly put a link to Girl Talk on their home page.

One awarded point to Girl Talk. Because Toadies.


Mentions of other notable media mentions:
The Buzzfeed music writer Matthew Perpetua tweeted that the song ["Rent I Pay"] “slays” and added, “I’ve been trying to figure out what classic-rock song it reminds me of but can’t quite place it.”
Pitchfork, the influential indie-rock Web site, gave “Night Ripper,” Girl Talk’s third release, an out-of-the-blue rave review.
One point awarded to Girl Talk. Because Buzzfeed.


Equipment:
Daniel opened up the music-editing software Pro Tools (“Britt has a long-term love-hate relationship with Pro Tools,” Eno said) and played the file, which clomped along at a steady 4/4 beat, acoustic guitar prettily supporting a winsome Daniel vocal. In the third verse, a chiming celeste and an electric organ filtered in here and there. For a brief break, the guitar disappeared, leaving only the chugging beat.
Before each show, Gillis swaddles his laptop in Glad plastic wrap and Scotch tape to protect it from the beer and sweat of the fans onstage with him.
One point awarded to Spoon, for sustainability.


Killer quote:
“When the Jordan brand is sending you free shoes," [Gillis says], "it’s pretty much the peak of success in my mind."
“I remember when you walked out of Garden State," Daniel sings in the song "Outlier,"  â€˜cause you had taste, you had taste”
No points awarded in the case of a tie.


Final result: Tie.

The New York Times loves both Spoon and Girl Talk very, very much.

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