was screened for critics after Wednesday's newspaper went to press. Since I spent the majority of my childhood in tights and spandex (for dance class, don't get any weird ideas), Screen Editor Aaron Mesh volunteered me to review it.
Fame
So You Think You Can Dance
American Idol
But they forgot to make sure any of their pack could act—
or to give their poor, unfortunate starlings a single scene of real drama to work with.
and I'm serious, this is a plot line
your progress as an actor is being impeded by your bottled-up anger toward your absentee crackhead dad
Sesame Street
Center Stage
queer kids don't sing or dance at this school.
does
a sour, self-absorbed ninny of a would-be actress who emotes by drawing her eyebrows together into a deep cleft—like a human Van Halen symbol.
Fame
Notorious
Kherington Payne
So You Think You Can Dance
Malik
Malik
Malik
A Chorus Line
Chicago
Cheers
Frasier
PG.