August 17th, 2009 5:33 pm | by HANK STERN News | Posted In: CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP

Can Tom "The Hammer" Delay Do A Better Pasodoble Than Clyde "The Glide" Drexler?


When Dancing With The Stars played the Clyde Drexler card two years ago, I was mildly surprised (and totally disillusioned) that the ex-Portland Trail Blazer had descended into the morass of "used-to-be's" and "never-was'es" who hoof it on the popular TV show.

But today's news that former House Majority Leader Tom "The Hammer" Delay (R-Texas) will be on the roster when Dancing With The Stars' new season airs next month makes the Drexler freefall into the obscurity hall of fame seem tame.

If there's any better evidence for the collapse of the once-formidable Republican Party than the fact that the once-almighty Delay is boning up on the pasodoble and the fox trot, I'd like to see it.
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