Sam Adams, The Musical

Don't blame us, we're just the messenger. But Charles Deemer, the editor of the Oregon Literary Review and one of the wordsmith lions of Portland's last quarter century, sent us this ditty for our Sunday Evening reflection:

KISSING IS NOT SEXUAL

Kissing is not sexual
It's friendly and it's cord-u-al
I'm speaking to you factual
My tongue is down his throat

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