Mr Mannheimer, this would seem less shameless WW self-promotion were you to include the box score and a recap, including a description of the Slammer squad's contribution to the contest, which does not appear to have been much of a sporting event as it has been described. As well, you might review WW's path to the championship -- the litter of defeated teams and shattered dreams. Your readers need to know whether the O and Mercury, for instance, are still able to mount competitive nines, or however many it takes to fill a contemporary, politically correct softball field. And, probing the darker side, we need to know whether the players were tested for steroids, intoxicants, or other stimulants.

 

We weren't tested for intoxicants. We were required to use them.