TWATCH 2008: OMT—Time to get your 'stories' in to win autographed Twilight prize!

I'm waiting.

Here it is already 2 pm on Wed. and NO ONE has submitted their best fan fiction based on Twilight to win an excellent array of Twilight-esque prizes and tix to the only local screening of the teen vamp flick (it's on Tuesday, Nov. 18).

What do you think? I'm just going to give away AUTOGRAPHED items from Twilight to the first person who drops by the office?

I don't think so.

So pony up kids. That includes you TwilightMommies. I know how much you despise me, but it's time we buried the hatchet and started getting freaky about Bella, Edward and even dear old Alice. Speaking of which, did you see The New York Times featured Ms. Cullen in a Twilight-inspired Halloween fashion piece in last week's Sunday "Style" section?

I guess Willamette Week wasn't the only one that thought that was a good idea.


(Tony Cenicola/The New York Times)

So if you want to go to the screening here's what you have to do:

WIN TICKETS: If you just want to win tickets to THE ONLY TWILIGHT SCREENING in Portland go here.

SUBMIT A STORY TO WIN A PRIZE PACKAGE: If you got what it takes and want to submit your best fan fiction then go here.

Or you could just go the Twilight inspired "prom" at the Viewpoint Inn and "dance where they danced…" But, ouch, it costs almost the price of a regular prom ticket.

Twilight Prom At The View Point Inn

November 20th, 21st. Admission $47

Price Includes: Admission to the Prom, a movie ticket to a midnight showing of Twilight, Food & non-alcoholic beverage, Twilight T-Shirt, Twilight Poster and a copy of a never before seen photos from filming. Call 695-5811 or e-mail admin@theviewpointinn.com for reservations.