Nobody Works Anymore: Shame! Obama Campaign Foiled By Lazy Willamette Week Web Editor

By Tony Piff
nonvoter Ian -shame!
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE!
McCain/Palin
triumphed
single goddamn uncast vote
Ian Gillingham
What's really going on?
Bush Doctrine
preemptive shaming tool
custom fake news video
technology,
psychology
humor
noble end
*that's totally not true, we want you to vote for these people *
vote
cut
reverse-shame
reported
robbed, raped, beat up,
disfigured
she made it up
black eye
carved letter B
another claim
shot up
shamebaiting Fox News
here)
harass
Saudi Arabian abaya
I plan on it.
dead bear covered in Obama signs
we learned
brought to justice.
found the bear by the side of the road
Obama signs
roadkill
bleeding all over their truck
dumped the carcass
—an apparently non-political act
Wilkes Journal-Pilot
Campus Police Chief Tom Johnson said authorities believe the students' story.
knee-slapping
Lots more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here !

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