Shot in the act
. A Michigan boy was gleefully toilet-papering
what he mistook to be an empty house
, when the homeowner emerged and shot him
. The 51-year-old gunman, fearing that his home was being broken into, fired two warning shots
into the air and then turned the shotgun
on the fleeing teen
. From a distance of sixty feet, the few pellets that struck the fourteen-year old caused no permanent damage. The lucky young vandal and his friends face trespassing charges, while the shooter will be charged with a "misdemeanor for reckless use of a firearm causing injury." Self defense it ain't .
Here's a less risky halloween use
. If I understand it correctly, the idea is to wrap it around your camera flash as a makeshift diffuser
. Two-ply? Quilted?
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A better mousetrap
? Your old-fashioned toilet paper roller
has been rendered obsolete
. This is way fucking cool
A better urinal?
Some innovative things to piss in
. All images taken from the architecture blog Archipreneur
. And a hat tip to Archipreneur for the link to the appropriately-named UrinalJournal
And finally, the Italians make a compelling case
that toilet paper is actually wayyyyy sexy
Lots more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here !