: As two really scary
days draw near—election day (November 4th) and Halloween—personal campaigning takes on its usual seasonal flavor. Here are the annual celebrity stencils from Better Homes and Gardens
. While the BH&G
likenesses of Steven Colbert
and Jon Stewart
are exceptionally stylish, we can't help but feel that Hillary
's treatment is a little plain.
Cartoony caricatures aside, graphics programs like PhotoShop make it a snap to stencilize any photo you want. Obama-the-Hopeful
make the translation with ease.
Trolling for a civil rights violation
. As reported by fair and balanced Fox 12
(hat tip to the Radar
), a woman called "Rebecca" appeared at a roadside Obama rally yesterday in West Linn, costumed in a traditional Saudi Arabian abaya
. Explaining her patently xenophobic protest
, Rebecca claimed she believed the Saudis support Obama. Rebecca's husband caught the unsurprising outcome—the Obama supporters pointed at her!—
on video, from a distance at which no audio could be captured, and which Fox 12 was happy to spin into a story of Obama supporters censoring free speech.
Next, in the spirit of Fox News "journalism": cats flushing toilets.
And finally, to plant a song in your head until tomorrow's Nobody Works Anymore
, the A-Ha video with literal lyrics: