Nobody Works Anymore...Seriously, Everybody's Been Laid Off

I don't know about those folks on Wall Street, but down here on Main Street things are awful tough. I can't even afford a new pair of blue jeans, and you have no idea how bad I want one now. Hell, these women have to steal just to buy shirts.

Things are so bad, even the elderly have been reduced to stealing.

To make things worse, a friend showed me this video to cheer me up, but it's had nightmares every night since. I think this is the scariest thing I have ever seen.

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I'm so confused, so very confused about things. But at least I've got this guy to give me an insightful, fair and balanced view of the world.

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Either God really isn't real, or He's got a very odd sense of humor.