Nobody Works Any More: The Back-to-School Edition

I spent the night dreaming about being a 47-year-old student. Why? Because it's the first day of school for local kids. In honor of that here's a few links to get schooled on.

VOTE, DUDE: I don't remember this in my orientation package.

KINKY KINDERGARTEN: Is there really such a thing as sex kindergarten?

WANT SMART KIDS? Don't let them know it.

NO SNIPS OR PUPPYDOG TAILS: Escargolly!

YOU WILL FIND FOR C: Darth Vader teaches math.

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AND BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T LEAVE SARAH PALIN ALONE: The mag cover we hope we never see, and the just-announced anti-Cylon ticket.