Nobody Works Anymore: Rock, Scissors...WHAT IS THAT?

For those who need a break from this, wweek.com gives you the following:

SHOE-IN: There's no business like shoe business, except when it comes to these...er...shoes?

HAWT PANTS: You thought thong underwear was uncomfortable. Check out Fundoshi for men.

ROCKIN' OLDIES: "I'm 50 years old! And I like to kick! Stretch! And kick!" Just turned 50-year-old Madonna gets "Sticky and Sweet" in the U.K. while just-about-50-year-old Michael Jackson just gets old (well should be getting old).

AND THEN THERE IS THIS: Oh. My. God. Although it doesn't look safe for work, it is. It really is.

Check out more reasons Nobody Works Anymore here!