Cover Me: Blazer's Steve Blake in The O(MIGOD)regonian

"Stripped" across the cover of Tuesday's Oregonian sports page was this unique photo of the "alternative workouts" of Trail Blazers point guard Steve Blake, with a story by Jason Quick. The particular workout depicted here is a crotch-squishing jujitsu hold. We couldn't find Bruce Ely's, um, unusual photo on Oregonlive.com, so we scanned the image from today's paper for all the non-subscribers out there.

It raises an urgent question: Where do we sign up for jujitsu?