August 8th, 2008 5:33 pm | by News | Posted In: CLEAN UP, CLEAN UP

MFNW Logo Hostage Crisis, Day 1(a): The Escalation

Shit just got real.*

The latest hipsterrorist video shows the letter N meeting an untimely demise. (It is possible the letter committed suicide because of the profoundly annoying song playing in the background, but this is mere conjecture.) WW debated a proportional response—the idea of bombing a microbrewery was floated, then dismissed as counterproductive—and we came up with this:
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On a separate front, WW's other resident hothead took it upon himself to organize the air response. The results were, well...look, laser guidance systems are complicated. Again, WW regrets the collateral kitten damage.

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It is probably worth noting at this juncture that WW and the Mercury will be playing their annual crosstown softball game at 11 am this Sunday at Farragut Park.

* Your reality may vary.
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