"Aunt Dolly" Protects Her "Girls"...No, not those—the other ones

Dolly Parton has one word in common with Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan: Boobs.

Dolly has two boobs attached to her pert and perky frame.

La Lohan and Brit Brit act like boobs every time they open their mouths.

That said, the 62-year-old Parton—who's coming to Portland this Thursday, Aug. 7. has a soft spot for the young starlets.

According to E! Online the Nine-to-Fiver defended them at her concert last night at L.A.'s Greek Theater.

Dolly is becoming more like Mother Teresa everyday, don't you think?

Wonder what she'll have to say when she gets to Portland.