May 6th, 2008 5:33 pm | by Byron Beck News | Posted In: Politics, Politics

OMG!!! Chelsea Clinton to Hit Local Lesbian Bar Next Tuesday

I guess the Red Dress Party was just a warm up.

Just got word there is a very strong possibility that my new friend Chelsea Clinton is heading back to Portland for a very special appearance on Tuesday, May 13.

Chelsea will be collecting ballots alongside out and very proud recording artist Sophie B. Hawkins.

Where will they be doing all this?

Well, the Egyptian Club (aka the E-Room) of course, Portland's one and only lesbian bar.

What time Chelsea arrives and what time Sophie is to take the stage is still being worked out.

Can't wait to hear Chelsea warble "Damn, I wish I was your voter!"

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