Set your Tivos and whathaveyou, the Gossip is appearing on Letterman tonight. We're all hoping Beth Ditto pulls a Drew Barrymore on Diamond Dave's desk, but chances of that happening are slim to none. So I've made a respectful online petition. Never mind the fact that the show is being taped RIGHT NOW. You still ought to sign it:
Sign LocalCut's Free Beth Ditto Online Petition
I'd settle for Uma Thurman doing the same thing. Graham Rahal, though, I do not want to see get naked, though he's clearly hung like a horse:
Image: I'm really really really creative, I know.