This photo is now officially kind of hilarious.
There's not much we can add at Willamette Week World Headquarters to the shockwaves emanating from New York, where Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified by Federal sources as a patron of Emperors Club VIP,
which we understand serves a terrific $75 glass of Chardonnay. But, upon reading that the domains names clientnumber9.com and clientnumbernine.com have already been sold
to entrepreneurial sorts, we'd like to be the first to suggest that "Client Number 9" is the new catchphrase of 2008, replacing the slightly shopworn "I drink your milkshake!" The new phrase can be used in any number of ways, but we think it's best as a synonym for "fool," as in "Check yo'self, Client Number 9!" or "I drink your milkshake, Client Number 9!"
Other suggested usages are, naturally, welcome.