Before You Go: My Courageously Inaccurate Oscar Picks

By AARON MESH
ellen page and dancing elks
Oscars
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They're actually too good.
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Roger Ebert playbook
the person who gets the most awards right will win a brand new DVD of La Vie en Rose, with an Oscar nominated performance by Marion Cotillard.
"sickening!" and "crude!"
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Best Picture: No Country for Old Men
Juno
Juno
No Country
Juno
Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Draaaainage.
Best Actress: Ellen Page, Juno
make N.P. Thompson's head explode.
Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Best Supporting Actress: Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Best Director: Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Branded
Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody, Juno
Best Adapted Screenplay: Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Bulk of the series.
So there you have it.

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