Oh My Lord! Slabtown is Naughty!

As you may know by now, next weekend (aaaallll weekend from Friday, Feb. 1 to Sunday, Feb. 3) is Slabtown's second annual Bender festival. Shit-tons of garage bands, punks and metalheads will take the stage in a virtually endless stream of rawk. Interested parties can show up tonight and get their wristbands for a discounted price (see flier at the bottom of this post). Some of the shows are even free. So how does a venue go about advertising this behemoth? With borderline porn, of course!

But don't take my word for it. Check out the lovely ladies/foul temptresses that the NW Portland venue is currently showcasing like slabs of beef on a butcher's countertop or, you know, girls in a gangster-era Hammer video. SHARE YOUR REVULSION!











Why can't they all just look clean and pure like this? Filthy rock and roll! Repent!




Links:
SlabtownSpace

Fliers courtesy of Slabtown. Sir Mix-A-Lot would be proud.