WARNING: RAP BATTLES FEATURE TONS OF CURSING, OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AND BLATANT SEXISM, RACISM AND ESPECIALLY HOMOPHOBIA. NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACHED, SENSITIVE, UPSTANDING, CONSCIONABLE OR PRINCIPLED.
Finals, Round 2: Illmac and The Saurus vs. Quest McCody and Marvone
Illmac: I hate these bitches, you could call me a chauvinist. If he was in prison he'd be looking for some soap to grip. Saurus: He's looking for some soap to grip/ But he tries to play it like it's accidental/ Play it off like 'Oh, it slipped.' Illmac: You think this team's fucking fresher?/ You only beat us if you're clever/ And I think they're gonna forget their pre-written phrase under pressure.
Finals, Round Three: Illmac and The Saurus vs. Frankie Wapps and Jaze Juice
"Yeah, Oregone—I stay in Portland, bitch/ No offense, but anyone from Portland is twice as hard as a fake New Yorker is/ For real, 'cause I got timin'/ You're not hard or from Yonkers, you're from the most non-violent part of Long Island/ You're not hard, stop tryin'/ This motherfucker was caught cryin' when he saw Bambi's mom dyin'/ Motherfucker, Illmaculate's tough/ I'ma start hackin' 'em up/ It's good that you took a break from tappin' his butt to go practice your stuff."
All-Time Classic Homophobic and Just Generally Offensive
Graphic courtesy of Jumpoff.