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Blind men bluff under the rotunda.

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The Nose sped down to Salem last Friday for a front-row seat at the two-ring circus otherwise known as the Oregon Legislature.To Joe and Jane Votebymail, the prospect of watching 90 people try to fi ...   More
Wednesday, February 13, 2002 The Nose

Rancid leftovers from Enron's trough.

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The Nose swears on his mother's grave that he hasn't been tainted by the Enron scandal. No cash, no fruit basket, no holiday cards from Kenny-boy.It's a bold statement to make because it appears eve ...   More
Wednesday, January 23, 2002 The Nose

Whistling Piccolo's new tune.

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On Saturday, the Nose woke up and gave thanks for Ted Piccolo.It's not my normal morning routine, to be sure, but if anyone deserved a bleary-eyed blessing last week, it was the North Portland anti- ...   More
Wednesday, January 16, 2002 The Nose

Fresh manure in the Shrub garden.

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You've missed me.It's true, the Nose has been lying low for a couple of weeks. He took advantage of the holiday season to cleanse his soul by serving food at Sisters of the Road Cafe and cleanse h ...   More
Wednesday, January 9, 2002 The Nose

Shivering with anticipation

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Like many of you, the Nose has been trying to do his bit for the economy, purchasing gifts for Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and Xmas. And like many of you, the Nose has been losing a little bit of sleep, thi ...   More
Wednesday, December 19, 2001 The Nose

Failing the sniff test.

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Jim Scherzinger isn't built like a running back, but on Monday night, he demonstrated a reversal that could have won him a starting spot at Jesuit High.The interim Portland Public Schools chief said ...   More
Wednesday, December 12, 2001 The Nose

Give a little bit.

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Here at the Nose's workshop, the elves have been busy. Like you, the Olfactory One finds his pockets a little light. And he enters this season of giving with less need of a tax break and more a se ...   More
Wednesday, December 5, 2001 The Nose

The right, stuffed.

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We've got to believe that when John Ashcroft sat down in front of his turkey last week (and we're not talking about a cabinet meeting, here) he was less than thankful for the little West Coast bur ...   More
Wednesday, November 28, 2001 The Nose

The Great Pretender.

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This is a terribly confusing time of the year for the Nose.As dependable as the annual return of those damn swallows to Capistrano, Thanksgiving brings to the Nose, with stunning reliability, the be ...   More
Wednesday, November 21, 2001 The Nose

While Portland Burns

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OPINION TO: City Commissioner Jim Francesconi FROM: The Nose RE: Gut Check TimeJF: I've got that good/bad news thing for you. The upside is that after four years of searching for an issue to hang ...   More
Wednesday, November 14, 2001 The Nose
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