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Haute-N-Ready: Cinnamon Swirl French Toast Breakfast Sandwich

Carl's Jr throws together a series of words, makes a tasty sandwich.

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, September 1, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Russell Wilson's Miracle Water Reviewed

Do Recovery Water's nanobubbles prevent concussions?

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As we all know, water is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of life. It is also a trending product in bottled form. Some health-conscious grocery stores now have aisles dedicated solely to water. But it might have health benefits beyond being an essential liquid for all life, according to R...   More
 
Thursday, August 27, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready: Poutine at Red Robin, Eh?

Tacky Americana chain adds delicious Canadian cheesy fries to menu.

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, August 25, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Assassin vs. Assassin

American Ultra and Agent 47 add more hit men to the summer’s stock.


Movie Reviews & Stories
In late summer, once the glut of comic-book movies is in the rear-view mirror, Hollywood releases its more original ideas. We’ve got adaptations of a ’60s TV spy show, a popular video game franchi   More
 
Wednesday, August 19, 2015 JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready: Fiery Chicken Fries

Burger King adds some fire to the Chicken Fries Extended Universe.

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, August 18, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready Special Bulletin: You Can Get Drunk at Burgerville Now

One beer or cider at a time on Hawthorne.

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Friday, August 14, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Re: Opening for Portland Police Officers

Willamette Week contributor applies to serve and uphold the law or something.

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Editor's note: The Portland police bureau is looking for new officers. Having been passed over when he applied to replace Chip Kelly as the Ducks head football coach, underemployed WW contributor John Locanthi is tossing his hat in the ring.
From Ferguson to Baltimore to Clevelan...   More
 
Thursday, August 13, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready: Daredevil Fully Loaded

Taco Bell introduces chipotles, habaneros and ghost peppers, oh my!

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready: 7-Eleven's Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog

America's favorite sandwich meets America's favorite topping.

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI

Haute-N-Ready: Popeyes Rip'n Chick'n

Remember fried chicken? Well, it’s back...in tentacle form! (Recipe included.)

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Welcome to Haute-N-Ready, in which John Locanthi, Willamette Week’s trencherman of leisure, tastes the hastily made, modestly priced food ...   More
 
Tuesday, July 28, 2015 by JOHN LOCANTHI
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