Like you, I’m a big fan of natural disasters. I’m
especially keen on that volcanic time bomb, Mount Hood. Will it erupt?
How soon? And how many souls will I be able to harvest when it does?&nb
Does Portland really have a brown recluse spider problem?
My roommate claims Portland is full of deadly brown
recluse spiders. I say the brown recluse menace is overstated. I also
think he’s using said menace as an excuse not to clean the basement.
Illustrations by Hawk Krall
The scummiest election season, like, ever, is in full
swing and the level of American civil discourse is at an all-time low
(slut-shaming, anyone?). It seems like it
Are hipsters to blame for Oregon’s high unemployment rate?
Would I be wrong in assuming that Oregon’s high
unemployment rate has been brought on by hip, jobless twentysomethings
who move to Portland to embrace a bohemian lifestyle supported by Oregon
Now that our trash is picked up biweekly, I find myself
tempted to toss questionable items into the recycling bin, even though
they don’t belong there. Of course, I’d never actually do this—
The downtown Bank of America has had a uniformed
Portland cop stationed on site for months. Can’t these banksters afford
their own security guards? They already ripped off the taxpayers—now we
What's the thinking behind playing classical music at MAX stops?
Every morning as the MAX doors open at Lloyd Center, I
hear the sounds of opera. I think I know the thinking behind this, but
could you please illuminate us on whether the strategy is working?&nbs
I’ve been hearing about this from a wide variety of
bullshit artists ever since I moved to Portland, but I’m hoping you’ll
have the real scoop: Did the State of Oregon really blow up a whale