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Dr. Know


Dr. Know
I have this little mini-transmitter thing that broadcasts my iPod music through my car radio. I’m supposed to find a frequency for it where no real radio stations can interfere, but there&rsqu ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 29, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Recently the crappy AM radio in my even crappier Ford pickup truck has been delivering a KNRK spinoff that plays only Northwest music. I noticed this was awesome immediately; it took longer to notic ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 22, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Well, Dr.know [sic] you don’t appear to “know” much. There is extensive evidence regarding the “seeding” of our atmosphere that goes back to the ’40s and ’5 ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Last Thursday morning I was riding to work and I noticed what I understand to be “chemtrails” streaked across the sky. To me, it seems that these “clouds” are appearing more ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 8, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
I grow weary of having half my net income go to my landlord’s equity. Could I get myself a camper (maybe even build it myself) and park it around town—either in somebody’s backyard ...   More
 
Wednesday, September 1, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Why do all the neighborhood ice cream trucks play that horrid, annoying “The Entertainer” endlessly? It’s not a traditional ice cream chime; why so common now? I expect to see some ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Driving down Burnside this week, I was shocked to see that every Portlander’s favorite sculpture, the creepy devil’s-scrotum-on-wheels across from Powell’s, was missing its disconc ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
On Friday, Aug. 6, at approximately 6 pm, I noticed an eerie, multicolored shimmering in the sky over the West Hills. Was this an interdimensional anomaly, or simply the Energy Beings commemorating ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
Summer is passing me by, Doc, and I still haven’t thrown a barbecue. One problem: I live in a studio apartment. There is a park by my house, though. Can I drag my buns (along with my burgers a ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 4, 2010 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know


Dr. Know
When my Boston-born girlfriend complained about summer’s late start this year, I said real Portlanders know our summers start and end later than they do back east. She says I’m crazy, be ...   More
 
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 MARTY SMITH
 

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