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Dr. Know: Not so Hard Knocks

Why are boner pills so damn expensive?


Dr. Know
Why are boner pills so damn expensive? Even with my Kaiser insurance, it’s $135 for eight of the little bastards. Can’t our local meth cooks make this stuff? —Going Broke in Camas One of t   More
 
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Coming Clean

This column is a big fake, right?


Dr. Know
I’ve submitted some great questions to Dr. Know, and have read only lame questions answered lately. I conclude that the column is a clever ruse, like letters to a famous porn magazine of past.    More
 
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: A Bridge Too High

They say the CRC is designed to be too low. Would legalized pot in Oregon fix it?


Dr. Know
The folks planning the Columbia River Crossing bridge made it too low for big cargo carriers. Would legalized pot in Oregon fix this? Imagine: The bridge absorbs enough second-hand smoke to actu   More
 
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Deposit Posit

Why aren't plastic sportsdrink bottles redeemable for deposit?


Dr. Know
I recently learned that plastic sports-drink bottles are not redeemable for the 5-cent deposit. Juice and tea containers are also exempt from the bottle bill. Shouldn’t these also be part of thi   More
 
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Coastal Columbarium

Is it true that the Tillamook Rock Lighthouse holds cremated remains?


Dr. Know
In a list of Oregon “factoids,” I found the following: “The Tillamook Rock Lighthouse, built in 1880, is currently used as the final resting place of up to 467,000 cremated individuals.” A   More
 
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Tinsel on the Stumps

Why are there so many TV shows filming in Portland lately?


Dr. Know
With Portlandia, Grimm, and the last season of Leverage all taking place in our fair city, Portland seems to have become a hot setting for TV shows. Why are we getting so much attention now, after dec   More
 
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Orange You Glad it's MAX?

What is the city doing at the Southeast Clinton Street railroad crossing on 11th and 12th avenues?


Dr. Know
What the fuck is the city doing at the Southeast Clinton Street railroad crossing on 11th and 12th avenues?   More
 
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Compilation Conundrum

When can we expect a Dr. Know compilation book?


Dr. Know
I keep asking my friends and family to keep an eye out for a Dr. Know compilation book for sale somewhere. Does one exist? You crack me up and keep me well-informed about the world every week. T   More
 
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Graveyard Klatsch

I work graveyard, where can I meet folks with the same work hours?


Dr. Know
I work graveyard, and my days off are Monday through Wednesday. Where can I meet folks with the same work hours? Is there some special place they meet, like a coffee shop or gym, or do they just    More
 
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 MARTY SMITH

Dr. Know: Groundhog Day... Again

Do they factor in global warming before groundhogs come out of their holes?


Dr. Know
It’s Groundhog Day and I heard he didn’t see his shadow. Early spring maybe? When groundhogs get up in the morning on   More
 
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 MARTY SMITH
 

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