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Why don’t incandescent light bulbs last forever?
—Tom P.
Don’t hang on, Tom—nothing lasts forever but the Earth and
sky. Still, I suspect you want me to put down the bong and answer your
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Paper or plastic?
—Nick G.
You’re clearly a wiseass, Nick, but I do admire your
brevity. I’ll assume, charitably, that you’re not just flinging
linguistic poo at the answer monkey and you re
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What are the Occupy Portland people going to do when it
gets really cold? I’m worried they’ll have to give up when the snows
come, enabling the movement’s detractors to deride the whole thing
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To recoup the increased cost of curbside composting,
could I use my green barrel as a toilet? All my human waste is 100
percent organic. I can even mount a toilet seat on top of the green can
for e
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Metro accepts used oil for curbside recycling, but they
insist that it be in a transparent container, which rules out any motor
oil bottle I’ve ever seen. Why can’t we recycle used motor oil in
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In honor of Portland’s chrysanthemum season, perhaps
you can tell us: Why do some cut flowers/bouquets seem to die
immediately? Is there a trick to make them last?
—Tina S.
I have the same prob
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Last winter, we endured greater-than-usual rainfall
because it was a La Niña year. Now I’m hearing that this year will be
more of the same. Where’s El Niño when you need him? Aren’t they
su
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With all the vegans in town, I am a little concerned about my oral sex life. Plain and simple question, do vegan chicks swallow?
—Dustin C.
I gotta say, Dustin, something about your letter gives me
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