Movie Reviews & Stories Well, howdy there, Mephistopheles. It’s been a while, what with all these mopey vampires, slapstick zombies and lusty werewolves hanging around the multiplex. Heck, with a stream of remakes supp ...   More

Bar Reviews Fear not, earthlings: The recently renovated Space Room (4800 SE Hawthorne Blvd, 235-6957, spaceroomlounge.com) retains its just-off-the-Vegas-strip vibe. Glowing murals of Mount Hood and the Portland ...   More

Music The fire-and-brimstone gospel according to St. Frankie Lee.

[AMERICAN GOTHIC] Derrick Martin and Chelsea Campbell live a classic Portlandian fairy tale. A pretty, small-town girl leaves Washington to become a big-city barista. She meets a music nerd with a caffeine habit. A few years later, the 25-year-old proposes to her man and they walk toward the sunset, guitar and banjo at thei...   More

Music Stories [AMERICAN GOTHIC] Derrick Martin and Chelsea Campbell live a classic Portlandian fairy tale. A pretty, small-town girl leaves Washington to become a big-city barista. She meets a music nerd with a caf ...   More

Movie Reviews & Stories An hour into Law Abiding Citizen, action man of the hour Gerard Butler (300) says his revenge plan will “get biblical.” Talk about understatement. Between burying people alive and castrati ...   More

Featured Stories HEARTS OF DARKNESS: Embedded WW reporter AP Kryza takes aim; a small, flesh-craving creature gets ready to attack during NW Tactical Adventures’ Zombie Apocalypse. Photos by Matt Wong 7:45 p ...   More

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At least 50 ghouls, preferably off the slab (although even those in the most advanced state of rigor mortis will be considered), for a weekend of terrorizing and feasting upon the flesh of paramilitary personnel, scientists, and townsfolk. Must be able to move at...   More

Movie Reviews & Stories Awakened by films like Let the Right One In and the brutal 30 Days of Night (but not you, Twilight), vampires are in the middle of a facelift, making them virtually unrecognizable from their bourgeois ...   More

Movie Reviews & Stories A lowly soldier has the unique gift of turning his penis into a flamethrower. Morbidly obese athletes stand around a massive trough, forcing themselves to vomit while discussing true love. Ravenous ca ...   More

Music Finally, a non-masturbatory double album.

[SCHIZOPHRENIC ROCK] No Go Know frontman Scott Taylor is a prick. Not really, but that’s what he felt like when suggesting that the band’s second full-length be a double album. In crafting Time Has Nothing to Do With It, Taylor, bassist Mark McIntire and drummer Sam Smith opted to make like Peter North and get lengthy. &l...   More