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Halle Berry, Slumlord: The Call Reviewed

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The Call screened after WW press deadlines, prolonging AP Kryza's wait for 95 minutes of Halle Berry in a silly-looking wig (Kryza was big on wigs this week). Was it worth it? Meh.
Critic's Grade: C-
Apparently in a stiff competition with Cuba Gooding Jr. and Adr...   More
 
Friday, March 15, 2013 by AP KRYZA

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

Pay no attention to the man behind the sequins.


Movie Reviews & Stories
Goofy wigs are always a bad omen, especially when they’re the centerpiece of a film. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone seems pitched by a really good wig-maker who thought it would be hysterical t   More
 
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 AP KRYZA

Brew Views: They Live

Bum fights and Rowdy Roddy.


Brew Views
Sure, some movies are brilliantly subversive and ahead of their time. But how many Orwellian fantasies about a world subjugated by alien advertising feature the longest bum fight ever committed    More
 
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 AP KRYZA

Oz the Great and Powerful

Hello, yellow brick road.


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Watching the glorious spectacle that is James Franco feels like watching a great con man. Here’s a proven movie star who made an art film re-enacting the Al Pacino leather-daddy sex thriller Cru   More
 
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 AP KRYZA

Lies My Multiplex Told Me

The Last Exorcism Part II and Hollywood’s appetite for deception.


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Apparently, one last go-around isn’t enough. At least that’s what this weekend’s debut of The Last Exorcism Part II: The Exorcisming seems to imply (it wasn’t screened for critics, or actual   More
 
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 AP KRYZA

Brew Views: Tremors

Can of worms.


Brew Views
In an alternate universe, or in other hands, the 1990 cult creature feature Tremors would be damned to infamy as a Syfy original movie. This is, after all, a film about a bunch of gun-loving redne   More
 
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 AP KRYZA

Alien Boy: The Life and Death of James Chasse

The human soul behind the monster’s mask.


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Infuriating, tragic, heartbreaking and incendiary in equal measures, Portland filmmaker Brian Lindstrom’s Alien Boy: The Life and Death of James Chasse is a documentary that plays out like a horro   More
 
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 AP KRYZA

Side Effects

The girl with the Paxil tattoo.


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Warning: Steven Soderbergh’s new film may cause anxiety, frustration, terror, temporary memory loss, episodes of euphoria, Hitchcockian feelings of nostalgia, numbing, exhilaration, dread and    More
 
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 AP KRYZA

A Fistful of Viagra

Christopher Walken and Al Pacino go slumming in Stand Up Guys.


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Europe is considerably kinder to its elder statesmen—at least where cinema is concerned. Michael Haneke’s dissection of octogenarian love, Amour, is a lock for the foreign-language Oscar, with   More
 
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 AP KRYZA

Gingerbread House of Flying Daggers: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Reviewed

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Perhaps more surprising than the fact that Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters didn't screen before WW press deadlines is that critic AP Kryza found a fair bit to like. 
Critic's Grade: B-
In Hollywood, fairy tales have become the new '70s/'80s TV shows, providing an endless well to which executives endlessly return for rehashed ideas. So far, so meh. We've had ...   More
 
Friday, January 25, 2013 by AP KRYZA
 

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