To Lindsay Lohan: I know what you did last summer (and this summer). I know why the caged bird sings (and stars in movies). And now, I know who killed me. You did, Ms. Lohan, with your hilarious new film. In what should have been titled, “I Was a Teenage Stripper,” a saintly suburbanite escapes a serial killer, only to shock her parent...
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To quote our screen editor Aaron Mesh, "There are three holidays in my life: Christmas, my birthday, and the day a new Wes Anderson movie comes out." My question: How can I work out my family issues while bankrolling James Bondian jaunts to the exotic Orient?
The Darjeeling Limited is rated R and opens September 29.
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Question: Call me literal-minded, but I want to know—who's tougher? Remember, Jesus may have talked to Chuck Norris, but He took Bruce Lee straight to Heaven. Also, where is DMX?
War is rated R and opens Aug. 24.
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Is there such a thing as a purely serious science-fiction movie? Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey comes close, and probably strikes many people as an awful bore, yet there's undeniable wit in t ...
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Questions: Will our nation's movie theaters be reduced to rubble under the stampeding hordes of a million grandmas? Or will they be discouraged by the film's disturbing violence and unpatriotic slogan? Have we indeed become "One Nation, Under Dog"?
Underdog is rated PG for "Rude Humor, Mild Language and Action" and opens Aug. 3.
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Questions: If Shakespeare wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream today, would he really set it in our own Lucky Labrador pub? And would he be so unoriginal in the casting?
Still, it's always fun when you get to play "spot that Portland spot" in a movie trailer.
Feast of Love is rated R and opens Sept. 14 in limited release.